I've thought of eating Soylent.
I've thought of doing this.
I think it sounds like a good idea!
I'd like to make the switch.

But, I'm really poor, you know.
I don't have much money at all.
But, you know, I'm poor, you know.
So, I must make due once and for all.

What should I eat if there's no Soylent?
What can I eat to stay healthy?
I would like to know!
I would like to know!

I have thought of eating Soylent.
Maybe drinking something good.
I think it sounds like a fine idea.
But, it's money keeping me... something.

It's just money.
That's what I know.
It's just money.
Running the show.
It's just money.
Hee-hee, hee-ho.
It's just money.
Buying all that blow.

Maybe not blow, you're buying bubblegum,
and blowing bubbles there to scare everyone.
Keep that bubblegum out of my hair.
Keep that bubblegum where it won't scare!