What did I witness? I don't know. 
What was going on at that show? 
I thought I would see something! 
I thought I would see something! 

What did I witness? I don't know. 
There were too many people there. 
There were too, too many people there. 
I thought I would witness something, yeah, 
but there were too many people there. 

I just saw backs of heads. 
I just heard screams and shouts! 
What was going on? What was it about? 
I just saw backs of heads 
and just heard screams and shouts! 

I thought I would be a witness there. 
I thought I would see something maybe cool. 
I thought I would be a witness there. 
But all I saw were backs of heads. 

So I walked through the crowd and what did I see? 
I saw someone peeing on the street. 
I said, "Hey, that's odd! Why are you doing that? 
There's a bathroom over there!" 

What did I witness in that crowd? 
I saw someone peeing on the street 
and I told him to go to bathroom there. 
There was a bathroom there, right near the street. 

I thought would see something cool. 
But, "Hey, dude! That was not really cool! 
It was pretty rude if you ask me. 
So please, please don't you pee on the street." 

(That's the weirdest song! That's the weirdest song of all!) 
(It's a weird, weird song. It's the weirdest song of all.) 

(You should make a song about it.)
{I like it!}
[Thank you.] 
(That it was the weirdest song of all. Ew. Someone peed in the street!)