Gods of the alley
sitting there.
Gods of the alley
have no chair

Someone should give them a chair
They're the gods of the alley

Did you know
that if you pray to them
they might actually
grant your prayers?

Did you know that
if you pray to them
they might catch you
quite unawares?

They're the gods of the alley.
Yes, this is true.
They're the gods of the alley.
They don't look like you.

There's some cats.
There's some cats.
At least, that's what I see.
But I know they're
the gods of the alley.

The gods of the alley
sit and watch
and sometimes
they will kill.

The gods of the alley
sit and watch
while you
do your swill.

The gods of the alley
do not care
that you're, oh, so drunk
and quite unaware.

But if you offer them
what they request
perhaps they will grant
you your wish.

Especially, if it's to behold a cat,
a super lovely kitty cat.
They're the gods of the alley
and that's that.

I hope you like your kitty cats fat!
They're the gods of the alley.
Listen to their songs.
The gods of the alley it won't take long.

They sing it
every night and I think
that I might
like to join in.

So watch me go out with them
and watch because
when I'm with them
you just can't sin
if you're with the gods,
so watch as I join with them.

They're the gods of the ally.
Yes, it's true, but I am just a man. 
They're the gods of the alley
Yes, it's true. but I join as I can.

Sometimes they need a can open, so I help.
And sometimes they need a leg broken, so I help.
Because, these gods they really like
your donations and your stuff.

So leave it here,
and I'll bring it
to them.