This was originally improvised.

But in the background you could clearly hear my daughter yell my son's name.

That's sort of a non-starter when it comes to my music. Not child-related noise -- which is a bit unavoidable -- but names.

So I had to resing it. But it was improvised, and I can't easily repeat fully improvised tunes.

So I sang the words to new/different improvised tunes repeatedly until I could make it through comfortably.

Also, now I can apparently improvise tunes to established lyrics. Not totally adept at it yet, but it can happen.

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50/90 2018



  • (mp3) Table

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  • Table

    📔 song lyrics from "50/90 2018"




Mr. Beany's Bitty Band




50/90 2018


S.W. Black

Album Artist

Mr. Beany's Bitty Band

Music Genre
  • crapcapella

  • crapcapella

  • crapcapella




I like to eat my food
from a table
not from a llama.
It's just what I'm used to,
I don't want to bother,
but I don't want to eat
on this llama today.
"Do you have a table?"
is what I'm trying to say.

I think I like to do
lots of things that require
tables instead of other things.
Sometimes I like
to write about a bike,
and sometimes I like
to draw a picture.
I know you wanted me
to use that orca,
but orcas are wet,
and my paper sticks to it.

How would you like
to do something like
play a board game.
I know you said we could
use that camel,
but it's really not the same.
Camels are kind of lumpy.
They've kind of got the bumpies.
And this board game,
it kind of takes some space.
I know you're just
being as nice as you can be,
but I really want a table.

For me.


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