Hear my, hear my toot.
Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot.
Hear my, hear my toot.
Toot toot toot toot toot.

I like to eat my beans
Because they help me toot toot toot.
I like to eat my beans
Toot toot toot toot toot.

How do you like beans?
Do you cook them?
Or do you just crack a can
so you can toot, toot toot.

I like to cook my beans,
sometimes in the microwave,
so I can gobble them.
And then toot, toot, toot, toot.

How do you like to toot?
Toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot.
How do you like to toot?
Toot, toot, toot, toot, toot.

I think you might like to
toot because you ate something green.
I think you might like to
toot because of vegetables.

All I know is I like to toot
and I don't care why!
I don't care why I toot.
I just want to toot-toot-toot.

Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot!
Toot toot toot toot toot!
Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot!
Toot toot toot toot toot!

I will release this song like gas,
like a toot, toot, toot, toot, toot.
I will release this song like gas,
toot, toot, toot, toot, toot.

And it enters your ears,
just like it might enter your nose.
Yes it enters your ears
and it makes you hear the toot!

Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot!
Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot!
Toot toot toot toot toot!
Toot toot toot toot toot!