Someone smells like sausage!
Someone smells like mushrooms!
Someone smells like bacon
and they're sticking their feet in this room.

I don't know why! She smells like these things.
I think it's because she rolls in pizza!
I don't know why! She smells like these things.
I think it's because she pizza rolls!

Sometimes she likes to dance on the ceiling
while holding her brother's thumb.
Sometimes she likes to wiggle her toes
outside the colosseum!

She does these things in her mind!
Exploding seven cities!
She wanted to destroy an eighth,
but she decided to turn them to cheese!

She loves her cheesy city!
She likes to visit it for noshing!
Cheese is the most stolen food
Because it is so yummy!

She likes to steal the cheese!
But not the cheese kitties!
She likes to pet them, 
even though they're cheese!

And they leave crumbs on her fingers!
She likes to devour the evil human cheese!
She makes her mouth oh, so, so wide!
And sometimes she smashes holes in them.

Cheesy, cheesy people!
They crumble to the ground.
They're so cheesy and yummy!
And they hardly make a sound!

She's the queen of the cheese town!
Or maybe the Empress!
Whatever label she uses
She'll still be the best!

She's the lady of the cheese!
And she does what she pleases!
Sometimes that includes
Throwing cheese at me!