Slowly I made my way across the street. I thought I was careful, but I did not see. There was someone riding on their wagon right at me. Four horses in front of that wagon! I thought I would surely be stomp, stomp, stomped! But then from the sky swooped down, down, down. A giant bird or a lion with wings. I am not sure what, 'cause it dropped me to the ground. I was surrounded by lots of things, but I did not see any of them. Because I am just a little slow. I was enchanted long, long ago. I simply wanted to live a good long life, and so I move so, so slow. And I even think slow. I tried my best at the university. I wanted to learn so many things. And I'd stare at the books and I'd stare at everything. They had to dust me, you know, ow, ow. Because I was that slow. But sometimes I still got hungry, and so I wanted to grab a bite. That is why I left the university. I have problems because even when I try to eat as fast as I can the food it rots on my plate. Because I move so, so slow, the food it rots before it's in my face. It is a problem you know. I have found a few people, though, can prepare preserved food that I can reasonably stomach down. Prepare preserved food that really helps me to go. So there are a few places where I go to get my food. I like to eat out sometimes. Watching as the sky flick, flickers on by. The sun moves so fast, so fast in the sky. But I just sit and nibble my food. I know you probably don't think that the sun just flick, flickers in the sky. For you probably move so fast that I can hardly see as you swish on by. But I, I move slow.