My inspiration at the time
was that I needed to poop.

I know that's a really crappy inspiration,
but that's what it was for me.
Yes, I know, that's a crappy inspiration,
but it was my inspiration, don't you see?

I had a poop brewing in me!
It was growing quite fiercely!
That was my inspiration 
for that song about pooping!

I know that people don't sing
about pooping all the time.
Usually they just sing to kids to 
help them sit on the pot and to unwind.

But I like to sing about pooping,
because I have an album about it.
Yes, I like to sing about pooping
because it's on my album.

Well, not literally on my album,
or I would clean it off, off, off.
Well, not literally on my album,
because that would be gross, gross stuff.

But, I have an album that is 
all about, yes, pooping!
Yes, I have an album that is 
full of poop, poop, poop!

And I think it's a pretty good album!
Even though I'm not done with it!
So, I will keep on going,
until I am through with it.

Just like I do
when I'm on the pot.
Just like I do
when I want to make it plop.

I have to wait sometimes
when that poop it needs time to move.
You can't rush it sometimes
you must wait until it's through with you.

I think this song might be through, 
might be through with you.