:Title: Sing a Song of Poop
:Album: Inferior or Incomplete
:Poet: S.W. Black

I wanted to sing a song about poop again.
I wanted to sing it real long.
I wanted to sing it to my friend.

Sing a song of poop!
But not one that's really, really rude!
Sing a song of poop!

I hope that poop flows so smoothly from you!
I hope it is gentle and does not kick you
in the butt as it flows from you.
And, I hope you have a really nice time
as you sit and get the poop off of you.

Maybe you would like a different song,
but I'm just singing about this pooping song.
And, maybe you would like another lovely song
but there's poop on my shoe and I've got to wipe it off.