I don't watch just anything.
I only watch important things.
Important things like
people going poop.

Wait, that's not on TV here.
It's not on TV anywhere,
except where they watch people
who sit and go poop.

I don't really want to
watch you poop today.
There's something called privacy,
don't you know the way?

I don't need to watch
you go poop,
You can even wipe your butt
when you're done on your own.

You can go poop
all on your own
and even wipe your butt
on your own.

Lots of people do it.
I know not everyone,
but if you do it
you will be one of the lucky ones!

You can go poop
all on your own!
You can wipe your butt
on your own!

You are so big
and you are so strong!
It's not super hard!
You'll somehow get done!