I'm going to have to eat something.
I'm will call it food.
I'm going to have to eat something.
I hope that it's not terribly rude!

I don't like rude food!
I only like my friendly food,
I don't like rude food!
And maybe this food is too rude.

I went to a special shop.
A special shop that had many things.
I went to a special shop.
And, yes, they had such rude, rude food!

Rude food that I could, yes, eat!
Rude food that I wanted, yes!
It looked so yummy, you see!
It looked like it could be the best!

Yummy rude food. Rude food, you see!
Someone came in and covered eyes, you know.
Yummy rude food. Rude food, you see!
Yummy rude food for, yes, the show!

Such a delightful rude food, rude food!
Such a yummy rude food, it's true!