Do you like beards? There's only one answer. Do you like beards? The answer is yes. Yes! I like beards! Yes! You do, too! And if you don't, why, we can fix that. If you don't like beards, why, we can fix that. No, I won't kill you. No, I won't. I might force you to have a beard. No, I won't kill you! No, I won't! But, I might force you to have a beard. How would I force you to have a beard when you can't even grow a beard? How would I force you to grow a beard when you don't have the capacity? I've got some glue here and you've got a face. And there's some extra hair from all over the place. I've got some glue here and you've got a face and I can put the two together. Give you a beard that won't come off. A lovely beard with lovely hair. And maybe the hair will get everywhere. Now you won't just have a beard, you might also have hair over there. Yes, I mean your elbows! Yes, I mean your knees! Lovely hair for all to see! Maybe hair on your nose! Maybe hair on your toes! Lots of lovely hair for you and me and all to see! All you need to do to prevent this is change your mind. All you need to do is declare you love of beards! Then I can give you this lovely yarn beard. Then I can give you this lovely yarn beard. Then you can wear it and all will see lovely beards from sea to sea. Lovely beard here and there a lovely beard, yes, everywhere.