Rasputin!

Was he
simply human?
Was he
even a man?

Rasputin!
Rasputin!
Can we
summon him?

We've gathered
together
all of his parts.
They hid some pieces
really far.

But we have been
working on this
so long
and we have the pieces
we have
all of them.

Rasputin,
can we
raise you from the dead
with your Rasputin ways?

Were you even
human at all?
Why did you just
not go away?

You could almost
not be killed.
They tried
several ways.

And if
we succeed today
we might
find the way.
We'll raise him
from the dead
and find just
what he'll say.

Rasputin!
Rasputin!
Will you
save the day?

We know you were
long, far away,
but collectors bought your bits.
Beloved by some,
though others thought they were the shit.

Rasputin!
Rasputin!
Why did you
go away?

When they
chopped you apart,
could you
not find another way?

Just put yourself together.
I guess you needed a hand.
Which is why we are doing this.
They call us Rasputin's Hand.

With a government that's
willing to do
what's best for Russia,
our puppet President
will comply
with your whims.

And Rasputin!
Rasputin!
You only will win.