My cannon is losing the cannon! I thought that the cannon would be smarter than that! The cannon is losing the cannon! I think it is time to call it smack! Or maybe, just to smack the cannon. Give it a good, good whack! Maybe then, yes, that good cannon will learn to fire right on track! The cannon is good! The cannon is strong! The cannon will help us live so long. We love our cannon! But, does our cannon love us back? Our cannon! Oh, our cannon! It fires so long and so hard! Our cannon! Oh, our cannon! What we put in it goes for yards and yards! We really like the cannon balls, but sometimes we are out. And then we must load it up with knick-knacks or metal shards. The cannon! Oh, the cannon! It does the best that it can! If we're firing something like silverware it might barely hit, hit a can. But the cannon! Oh! The cannon! It will do the best it can and hopefully we'll survive and the cannon will be well loved by all that survive because some, some might die. And, hopefully it'll be the other guy because, I kind of wanted to live real long. And cannons! Oh, cannons! Do they really live at all? But they are still loved and we would cry if the cannon left us all.