Spreading your Emperor.
Spreading your Emperor.
I know it is Emperor Butter!
And it likes to be spread.

I know you
like to do many things.
Like spread your
Emperor.

I know you
like to spread many things,
like the blood
of your monarch.

But!

This is just the Emperor.
The Emperor Butter!
This is just the Emperor.
Yes, the Emperor Butter!

It is not your monarch!
We don't need to bring the trebuchet!
It is not your monarch!
No guilotine to get our way!

It is just the butter!
The Emperor Butter, it's true!
It is just the butter!
And, yes, it is true, true, true.

Lovely Emperor Butter!
Spread on my Emperor Bread!
Lovely Emperor Butter!
And there's no meat in the head.

It is just,
just butter.
Shaped like an Emperor's
lovely yellow head.

It is just,
a butter.
Shaped like an Emperor's
yellow, yellow head.

And maybe some, sometime
you might get the nerve
to spread some Emperor Butter
on that big yellow turd's
yellow, yellow hair.