First Potato (Our Holy Ruler)

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First Potato

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A man stares intently at a potato.

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Title

First Potato (Our Holy Ruler)

Artist

Mr. Beany's Bitty Band

Duration

02:28

Album

FAWM 2020

Music Genre

lo-fi acapella

Date

2020

Lyrics

First potato.

First Potato.
We call the ruler
of this land
the First Potato.

Some people thought
it should be
the greatest father
but that was a
mispronunciation.

The ruler here is
the first potato!
The greatest spud
we have ever, ever seen!

We need, we need
the greatest potato!
The greatest one
the world has ever seen!

What would you say
to the potato
that rules our nation
and country side?

Would you say thanks
for your potatoes,
the ones that fill
our bellies at night?

Oh, First Potato!
We love you so!
We raise and honor
your name!

Oh, First Potato!
Yes! First Potato!
You are a god-like
and we are never the same.

Oh! Oh! Gloriousness!
We love to see your glorious sights!
Oh! Oh! Deliciousness!
We love you in our bellies so wide.

First potato! Glorious potato!
We love and honor you so!
You watch us from way upon high.
You guide us in your likeness we know

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