First potato. 

First Potato.
We call the ruler 
of this land 
the First Potato.

Some people thought 
it should be 
the greatest father 
but that was a 
mispronunciation.

The ruler here is 
the first potato! 
The greatest spud 
we have ever, ever seen! 

We need, we need 
the greatest potato!
The greatest one 
the world has ever seen! 

What would you say 
to the potato 
that rules our nation 
and country side? 

Would you say thanks 
for your potatoes, 
the ones that fill 
our bellies at night? 

Oh, First Potato! 
We love you so! 
We raise and honor 
your name! 

Oh, First Potato! 
Yes! First Potato! 
You are a god-like 
and we are never the same. 

Oh! Oh! Gloriousness!
We love to see your glorious sights! 
Oh! Oh! Deliciousness!
We love you in our bellies so wide.

First potato! Glorious potato! 
We love and honor you so! 
You watch us from way upon high.
You guide us in your likeness we know