Jim’s Face Ad

I'm going lazy and lo-fi here.

I had a spot of trouble with my mic in some of my apps after an OS upgrade. How do you test that? With a song.

I all this a "badvert" because it's like one of those advertisements where you see the ad and are like, "Wait, what?" and then think about the ad without ever remembering what it was selling.

Audio

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  • (mp3) Jim’s Face Ad

    🎧 crapcapella music by Mr. Beany's Bitty Band from FAWM 2020 (01:42)

Title

Jim’s Face Ad

Artist

Mr. Beany's Bitty Band

Duration

01:42

Album

FAWM 2020

Music Genre

crapcapella

Date
  • 2020

  • 2020

Lyrics


Did that do anything interesting?
Did that do anything to my face?
Did that do anything interesting?
Anything interesting to my face?
Anything interesting to my face?

Do you have a face?
And, is it really interesting?
I once had to face...
mounted on my wall.

But, my neighbor disliked it.
My neighbor truly did.
My neighbor disliked it,
and this is what he did:

My neighbor stole that lovely face.
My neighbor stole my face.

And he keeps it locked in his safe
with other faces he has stolen.
He keeps my face locked in his safe
with all the faces he has stolen.

Oh! my face! My lovely face!
How I miss it so!
Oh! my face! My lovely face!
Please! Don't you know...

It was organically processed.

Buy only Jim’s Organically Processed Faces.
Available at Your Local Hardware Store.

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