Did that do anything interesting? 
Did that do anything to my face?
Did that do anything interesting? 
Anything interesting to my face?
Anything interesting to my face?

Do you have a face?
And, is it really interesting?
I once had to face... 
mounted on my wall.

But, my neighbor disliked it. 
My neighbor truly did. 
My neighbor disliked it,
and this is what he did:

My neighbor stole that lovely face.
My neighbor stole my face.

And he keeps it locked in his safe 
with other faces he has stolen. 
He keeps my face locked in his safe 
with all the faces he has stolen. 

Oh! my face! My lovely face! 
How I miss it so! 
Oh! my face! My lovely face! 
Please! Don't you know... 

It was organically processed. 

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