I don’t menstruate (but some men do)

This was a live improvisation. I sound far more nervous at the start of the song than I normally do. I do like the song, though, and plan to resing it at some point.

I want to remind folks that my stuff is Creative Commons Attribution, or CC-BY. This means you can cover it, you can make gobs of money off of it, you can adjust lyrics and melody, you just need to credit me.

This song came to be because there was a thread on the FAWM forums about writing songs while a little drunk. Someone said, "All songs about bodily functions are fine IMO!"

This was in response to my mentioning songs about silencing the inner editor and singing songs about poop.

What's talked about even less than poop? Menstruation.

This was the logical result.

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Title

I don’t menstruate (but some men do)

Artist

Mr. Beany's Bitty Band

Duration

02:51

Album

FAWM 2020

Music Genre

crapcapella

Date

2020

Lyrics

I don't menstruate
but some men do.
I really wonder
what they do.

When I use the restroom
in a public place,
there is no spot to put
that very personal waste.

And when they need
a product to help
they can't just grab
something from the shelf.

I don't menstruate
but some men do.
I really wonder
what they do.

When they’re in a public place.
When they have that special flow.
When they’re in a public place,
how do they go?

Sometimes the T helps to stop the flow,
but that may not help all of the time,
and not everyone gets to be on the T,
and what do they do when it's their time?

I don't menstruate,
but some men do.
I really wonder
what they do.

If you have a problem
with this thing they do
you need to shut your mouth and go home.
It does not concern you!

We need to help
our friends and our brothers
when the flow comes through, through.
What can we do?

What can we do?

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