This is the cringiest song! I want to make you cringe! This is the cringiest song. It's not meant to be your friend. It will make you cry, I think. It might make you weep instead. It is so full of cringe, I think maybe it will be dead! This is my dead, cringy song. I will sing it just so long. It is so full of cringe you know, it's leaking from the holes on the side. And it's dripping everywhere. I don't want that cringe getting in my hair. I would have to chop it off. That would be a cringy sight to see. And so this is a cringy song. And it might be all, already dead. But I hope it sees you well, and you don't die today at all.