What would you do for a pickle?
Would you kill your boss
or make apple sauce?
What would you do for a pickle?
What would you do for a pickle?
Would you eat your food
or jump and groove?
What would you do for a pickle?
Pickles and pickles and onions and 'shrooms.
Pickles and onions and 'shrooms!
Pickles and pickles and onions and 'shrooms.
Pickles and onions and 'shrooms!
What would you do for a pickle?
Would you play dead
and then jump on my head?
What would you do for a pickle?
What would you do for a pickle?
Would you be a spy
or poke my eye?
What would you do for a pickle?
Pickles and pickles and onions and 'shrooms.
Pickles and onions and 'shrooms!
Pickles and pickles and onions and 'shrooms.
Pickles and onions and 'shrooms!
What would you do for an onion?
Would you marry a bear
without any hair?
What would you do for an onion?
What would you do for some 'shrooms?
Would you stay up late
or masticate?
What would you do for some 'shrooms?
Pickles and pickles and onions and 'shrooms.
Pickles and onions and 'shrooms!
Pickles and pickles and onions and 'shrooms.
Pickles and onions and 'shrooms!