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Blun Ga Flea

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Title

Blun Ga Flea

Dedication

for A.A.

Tune Of

It Came Upon the Midnight Clear

Artist

Mr. Beany's Bitty Band

Duration

02:57

Album

Christmas 2016

Composer

Richard S. Willis (1819–1900)

Lyricist

S.W. Black

Album Artist

Mr. Beany's Bitty Band

Date

2016

Lyrics

I thought I might perhaps just get one more cat
for the blun-ga-flea.
I wanted cats for the onion stew
and I wanted like them me.
My words they fall like just rain from face
and they make no sense, none today.
I wanted you to enjoy your deer,
and sometimes wash your own face.

I wanted to just get one more cat but then
accidentally got more.
I thought it was just a tiny hedge hog
but then it grew to be a boar.
A giant pig from the Russian lands
with teeth that could gore a big bear.
I wanted something nice and cuddly
but this thing just makes me roar.

I thought I might just buy one more pet, but I
like to get them second hand.
A friend he offered me something new.
It was a lump with a hand.
This hand it looked like it was made of stone
and it crawled around and I screamed.
It was from aliens long ago
and they, they wanted to scheme.

I thought we would be safe when that man destroyed
this thing once and for all.
But, lo! he is gone and now we weep,
for we have naught but this ball.
I thought this ball would be something like
a Pokemon egg, that's for sure.
But no, it's just a ball, and that's dumb
because I wanted Gurrdurr.

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Alternate Lyrics to Traditional Carols

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