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The Fuzzy Beard
My daughter (nine) asked me why she named my beard "Fuzzy Beard" when it wasn't fuzzy.
I might not have answered the question, but -- as you can hear -- she seemed to enjoy my reply all the same.
It's kind of two mini beard songs, though they were recorded together like this.
Music
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📔 song lyrics from "41 songs about being 41 "
- Title
The Fuzzy Beard
- Artist
Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
- Duration
02:05
- Album
50/90 2018
- Lyricist
S.W. Black
- Album Artist
Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
- Music Genre
acapella
by-request
- Date
2018
Lyrics
Why did I not realize that
the fuzzy beard was not fuzzy?
The fuzzy beard was not fuzzy.
The fuzzy beard was not fuzzy.
It was just beardy and sharp.
I thought that beards were supposed to be fuzzy,
but I guess I was wrong, wrong.
I guess I was wrong.
Because my beard, it's not fuzzy.
I guess I was wrong.
I guess I was wrong.
So I should
change this song.
Because, beards arn't fuzzy,
even though that beard's named Fuzzy.
So I guess it's a Fuzzy beard
that's not fuzzy!
At least,
so goes my song.
Have you ever had a beard?
A fuzzy and beautiful beard.
Have you ever had this beard
give you
beard kisses?
Beards they love to kiss people
or tickle people
or poke people.
And sometimes they will
POKE YOU IN THE EYE
if you get too close!
So that's why you wear safety glasses
when you get close to a beard.
So that beard can just kiss you,
and maybe tickle your cheeks,
but you don't
really want
that
beard to
POKE YOU IN THE EYE!
No, that would not be sweet.
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