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onion-tea.lyrics (txt)
That was a lot of fun.
Lyrics
People think boba tea
is a fancy new thing.
It's been around since the '80s.
I don't think that is very new.
But, you know, something's older.
It's adding onions to your drink.
And they're kind of pearl size.
At least that's what I think.
So, I think we sould experiment!
So, I think it might be more healthy!
Replace the boba with pearl, pearl onions!
Replace the boba and make onion tea!
It might be just the thing!
It would still taste so yummy!
Without all that horrible
sugar and milk and stuff.
It would be yummy!
Perhaps a little savoury.
It would be so yummy!
It might be just the thing!
And the pearl onions are
just, yes, the same size!
They'll go up those
giant plastic straws.
Oh, those pearl onions
they are, yes, just the size.
Oh, those pearl onions
will flow up the straws.
And what do you do
when you drink that tea?
Lovely, delicious, savoury tea.
It might be so yummy!
Tasting like onion things!
It might be so yummy!
We could flavor it with other things!
Maybe you want it to taste like soy!
Maybe you want it to taste like chicken!
We might need to be extra careful
so that vegetarians can enjoy.
So many ways to
make it taste savory!
So many ways to
expand on onion tea!
I think one thing to do is to add some yeast!
Maybe we could add some extract of seaweed!
These are glorious ways to
add delicious and healthy glutamate!
It is the source of umami.
The savory flavor we have.
It is the source of umami.
The tastebud that's never-ever bad.
So we can have so many drinks!
So many lovely things to drink!
So we can have so many drinks
and they can be healthy!
Because you know that boba tea,
milk tea as sweet as sweet as can be.
It's not real healthy.
You might as well eat a candy bar!
It's not real healthy.
And it can't go very far.
But people think it is yum, yum, yummy!
Not me because I want something savoury!
Bring me some onions! Some onion tea!
Make it delicious, delicious as can be!
I think it might be really, really good!
If it is flavored like maybe some kind of wood.
Lovely, lovely wood that's really, really healthy.
Maybe something that they make alcohol from.
But not wood alcohol that would not be so healthy.
Because I want to see, want to see,yyes, everyone.
Maybe it should be flavored with something like sap?
But that would be a sweetener, so that is that.
We need something savoury.
Maybe we can add some cheese.
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