After you're gone

Once I got to "You can be so much better than this!" I knew I wasn't talking about personal experience or my own kids. That's a horrible thing to say.

What? You don't see that horrible line? Since the initial improv, it was fixed to be "Just think of the cats when you do this!"

Still, that line invited my digression from reality during the improv.

Oh, I did this one because I was looking for skirmishes I participated in and didn't comment on all of the songs, and during that time @Jyllian posted a song for this skirmish, so it is kind of her fault.

Also, this is totally going on my "Putting the crap back in crapcapella" album.

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After you're gone

📔 song lyrics from "Putting the crap back in crapcapella"

Title: After you're gone
Date: 08/26/2018 - 16:53

Lyrics

After you've gone I'd prefer it
if you flushed the toilet.
I know you can do this!
I've seen your hands.

You're not a cat! Even if your pretend!
And even cats can flush toilets.
Just think of the cats when you do this!
I hope you wash your hands.

How do you manage just
leaving poop in all toilets?
Walking in to a room
and pooping in the toilets.

You have done this to
seven just toy toilets.
It is kind of embarrassing
when you do it in stores.

How do you partition the poop?
How do you manage to ooze one piece of poop
in to each of seven toilets?
I couldn't do something that fancy.

When I start to poop maybe it does not all come out.
Sometimes I have to sit and think a bit.
But that's only for a first poop and a second.
How did you manage to do seven?

I think you have perfected
some crazy pooping powers.
It wouldn't be so bad
if you just flushed the toilet!

I know you can do it. You've done it before.
I know the toy toilets can't be flushed.
But you normally don't poop in those,
because we remember to put them up.

You went to your friend's house
and they had a little doll,
and that little doll had a toilet.
You sat down and used that doll's toilet.

You sat down and let out a little bit!

You somehow managed to just fill that toilet.
It did not overflow or touch your butt.
I don't know how you did it. Not at all.
You are some kind of crazy master of the toilet.

Maybe I just didn't get enough practice
when I was young pooping in seven toilets!
Maybe I just did't get enough practice.
You have have some crazy skills.

But, unfortunately, there's no Olympics of toilets.

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