The Use of Crazy Pickles

The lamps and the chairs

have gotten together.

The lamps and the chairs

are seeking revenge!

They did not like how we

destroyed the last lamp and chair.

So! They are fighting back!

Through the use of crazy pickles!

That will fall from the sky!

On, yes, on their demand!

We must listen to what they request:

They want all four feet on the floor!

Do not tip your chair!

No! Do not tip your chair!

Do not rock your desk!

No! Do not rock your desk!

And! If we listen to their request,

then maybe there won't be those pickles.

But! I really love pickles,

so I'm going to ignore their demands.

I want to see pickles rain from the sky!

Because, you know, I'm a pickle, pickle guy.

And I'll eat so many pickles

that I probably will cry.

I love pickles! I love pickles! Yeah, I'm that guy!

So I will wait patiently

for the chair and lamp

to bring on the Pickle Reparations!

They will rain them from the sky! The sky!

While I simply smile, smile, smile!

They will rain them from the sky! From the sky!

And I will, at least, have a good time.

I will have a really good time.