Out of Earshot

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🎧 audio by Mr. Beany's Bitty Band from Putting the Crap back in Crapcapella (02:26)

Title: Out of Earshot
Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
Duration: 02:26
Album: Putting the Crap back in Crapcapella
Album Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
Date: 2018

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I thought I was out of earshot.
I thought people could not hear me.
But my toot, it was just so loud,
and dear God I got caught!
They heard me toot in the other room
the President thought shots had been fired.
They heard me toot in the other room
the Secret Service were spilling hot coffee!
I thought I would be in for a shock,
perhaps a very severe shock!
I just wanted to see the White House,
but then I had to toot.

I found myself in a big knot of people,
I could not quite escape.
And I held my toot, oh, so tightly,
until I toot-toot tooted away.
The big knot of people
squirted around me running far away.
I thought I could get out of ear shot
but I had not gone far enough.
They were all in severe shock.

And I tooted. I tooted once again.
I was in the souvinere shop
and I tooted near my friend!
I could not help it!
It followed me around.
The stink, it was expelling
all around the town.
And you know!
Sometimes it's just the way it happens.
And you know!
There's nothing else to say.

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Found on: Putting the Crap back in Crapcapella

Keywords:

poop
farting

Category: Lo-Fi Folk Acapella

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