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Pooping and Singing
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🎧 audio by Mr. Beany's Bitty Band from Putting the Crap back in Crapcapella (03:11)
- Title
Pooping and Singing
- Artist
Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
- Duration
03:11
- Album
Putting the Crap back in Crapcapella
- Album Artist
Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
- Date
2018
Lyrics
I have heard that it's scientifically determined
that drinking coffee makes you poop.
So I'm sitting on the toilet
after drinking my coffee.
Pooping and singing
and singing and pooping!
It's just one of those things
that humans, yes, they do!
Humans are disgusting!
We know that is true!
But they are good at singing!
Maybe not this human, that is true!
But other humans, they,
yes, they sing, too.
And some humans,
they will sing in the shower.
And some human will sing while they drive.
And some humans will sing while they poop.
While they get that poop on the outside.
So I sit and I poop. I poop and I sing.
I sit and I excrete all sorts of things.
Because I am pooping and breathing and sweating
and sometimes I sing!
Or at least vibrate my vocal chords
while I'm moving around.
Wiggling my mouth
and my tongue all around!
Some people say
it's singing, I suppose.
Some people say
it's pooping with my mouth!
But I am doing this thing!
Yes, I am doing!
Doing this thing!
And when it's all out!
I will clean it up!
Remove the bumps
and the scratchy stuff!
Am I talking about my butt
or am I talking of this song?
For they both need cleaned and polished up.
Making them nice and shiny stuff!
Am I talking about my butt
or am I talking of this song?
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