Poop on shoes

I found myself improvising a song about the Republican National Convention.

I needed to cleanse me mind, so this was the next song I improvised.

I improvised it in the car, so while I have a recording, it is crappier than normal. I may rerecord it an post it as a crapcapella (ha-ha!), or I may just leave it as lyrics.

Or who knows... it is something that might appeal to kids. Maybe I'll make sheet music for it at some point...

Lyrics

I like to poop on shoes.
But not my shoes,
that would be gross.

I like to poop on shoes.
Lovely little shoes
with little poop flowers for toes.

When you poop upon a shoe
do you poop and run?
When you poop upon a shoe
do you sit and linger?

When you poop upon a shoe
do you know just one,
one thing about the owner
that you've pooped on?

I like to poop on shoes.
How about you?
Would you like a little doo-doo?

I like to poop on shoes.
Now that I'm done,
I will wipe my butt.

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(lyrics.txt) Poop_on_shoes.lyrics

Category: Just Lyrics

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